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It was late at night on Christmas Eve

I was dreaming of the soft white snow

I was awoken by a noise near the Christmas Tree

What it was, i did not know

It was Santa Claus, he was bringing me some gifts

Unfortunately I did not know that

So I quietly snuck up behind him

And I shot him five times in the back

It went “Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow!”

He said, “What the fuck, Ow, Ow, Ow!”

Then I shot him three more times in the head

Pieces of his brain flew out, and he was dead.

That’s when I realized his blood-soaked beard

And his red suit filled with bullet holes

I said, “Oh my god, I killed Santa Claus,

I’m not going to jail for this asshole!”

So I went to my shed and I got my saw

And I started to choppity chop chop

And started with his arms, and then his legs, then his head

Then the torso was a really long job

And the blood went “Spirt! Spirt! Spirt!”

It was really hard work, work, work!

It was hard cutting through his spine

I must’ve vomited sixteen times!

I burned all the pieces in the fireplace

Smell of buring human flesh filled my nose

Eleven hours later, there was nothing left

And that’s when I heard my telephone

It was Auntie Jean looking for Uncle Bob

She said, “He left the house dressed as Santa Claus

But he didn’t come home last night

Have you seen him? God, I hope he’s alright!”

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